Dance with a fox, let it bite your neck.
CrimSong™ Instructions
- Consume (on average) 10 alcoholic drinks of a strong nature
- Eat 1/2 lb of imitation crab meat (log form is preferred)
- Generate a CrimSong™ and speak each word in a staccato fashion
- Allow the absurdness of the lyrics to cause uncontrolled laughter and urination
- Repeat steps 2-5 until you vomit.
- You have now achieved the rank of CrabPuke Master I. If you wish to be added to the CrabPuke Master I list then to confirm and verify your status please send us a photo of yourself shortly after Step 5.
